10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is for loners.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.