10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.