10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel