10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.