10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)