10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."