10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
Poker is for loners.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-