10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers