10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers