10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers