10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."