10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.