10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth