10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain