10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright