10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.