10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson