10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed