10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.