10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.