10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP