10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob