10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!