10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)