10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.