10 Random Poker Quotes
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- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword