10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.