10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.