10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com