10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again