10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'