10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."