10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.