10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"