10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus