10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--