10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"