10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.