10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer