10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes