10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker