10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe