10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- It's Free To Fold...
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris