10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob