10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Fold and live to fold again
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
The all-in play works everytime but once.