10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is for loners.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?