10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz