10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."