10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.