10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--